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- # Kent Sorensen 06/06/98 : this file is based on a file included with the
- # standard distribution of ircII
- # KS 06/13 removed /ping alias
- # Basically taken from LpMUD. -lynx91,92
- #
- # If the variable 'GENDER' is set, 'POSSESSIVE' is set accordingly
- # and used by some actions, but it works also without.
-
- # Accept old action format:
- # on ^public_notice * echo $0 $2-
-
- # Use old action format:
- # alias me {notice $C $*;echo $N $*}
-
- # Restyle output of actions:
- # on ACTION * echo $*
- # on SEND_ACTION * echo $*
-
- if (GENDER) {
- if ([$GENDER] == [F]) {
- assign POSSESSIVE her
- } {
- assign POSSESSIVE his
- }
- } {
- assign POSSESSIVE the
- }
-
- # These commands can be used with or without an adverb of your choice.
- #
- alias applaud me applauds
- alias bounce me bounces around
- alias chuckle me chuckles
- alias clap me claps $POSSESSIVE hands
- alias giggle me giggles
- alias grin me grins
- alias groan me groans
- alias moan me moans
- alias nod me nods
- alias purr me purrs
- alias scratch me scratches $POSSESSIVE head
- alias shrug me shrugs
- alias sigh me sighs
- alias smile me smiles
- alias wave me waves goodbye
- alias wink me winks
- alias yawn me yawns
-
- # Same type, but a bit more complex (with 'defaults').
- #
- alias laugh {
- if ([$*]) { me laughs $*
- } { me falls down laughing.
- }
- }
- alias sing {
- if ([$*]) { me sings $*
- } { me sings "O sole mio, sta'n fronte a te..."
- }
- }
-
- # These can only be used without arguments.
- #
- alias bow me bows gracefully.
- alias burp me burps rudely.
- alias cough me coughs noisily.
- alias cry me bursts into tears. Waaaaah!
- alias gasp me gasps in astonishment!
- alias scream me screams loudly: Aaarrrgghh!!!
- alias shiver me shivers from the cold. Brrrr!
- alias snap me snaps with $POSSESSIVE fingers.
- alias sneeze me sneezes. Gesundheit!
- alias snore me snores loudly. Zzzz...
- alias whistle me whistles a well known melody.
- alias wiggle me wiggles $POSSESSIVE bottom.
-
- # These require a nickname as argument.
- # (Or 'you' if you are in a /query).
- #
- alias comfort me comforts
- alias cuddle me cuddles
- alias hug me hugs
- alias kiss me kisses
- alias love me whispers sweet words of love to
- alias pat me pats $0 on the shoulders $1-
- alias poke me pokes $0 in the ribs $1-
- alias slap me slaps $0 in the face $1-
- alias spit me spits on
- alias thank me thanks $* from the heart.
-
- # These work with or without a nickname.
- #
- alias dance {
- if ([$*]) { me sweeps $0 across the dance floor $1-
- } { me does the dance of the disco-duck.
- }
- }
- alias shake {
- if ([$*]) { me shakes hands with $*
- } { me shakes $POSSESSIVE head.
- }
- }
-
- # These are wake-up-messages in form of actions.
- # Use /ping with 0 to 3 beeps as 2nd argument.
- #
- # Kent Sorensen - a ping alias conflicts with Snaks built in Ping...
- #alias ping describe $0 pings you $1-
- #alias pong describe $0 pongs back $1-
-